Hello, I was just lazing around, laying on the couch, watching tv. Flipping through the channels and got stuck to Discovery Travel and Living. It was about Green Homes. God, I love glass houses. Here, I'm gona post pics of how I want my house to be.
Ok, you, my future architect, I want you to design this for me! Think of the beach, blue blue ocean and being on top of a hill. Watch the waves when you open your back door in the morning. And lots of treees. Yes, let your imagination go wild!
This is just suhweet!
I'm green like that xD
First of all, I hate the view of the city. Change that to trees! Or the ocean :D
Damn, this is why I love playing The Sims. Buy me The Sims 2, pleeeease!
Just look at the graphics! (Click on the pics to see them in larger sizes)
Holy NUTS! I'm going crazy here! That's it. Enough, Phoebe, enough! No more Sims pictures. Please, I beg you. Stop!
Because if I was, I wouldnt have known such a big bitch. Who I wish would just f8ck herself dead.
Was chatting with Davie today! :D
Dave:I've changed now. I'm not a horny slut no more. Me: I never knew you once were a horny slut. Dave: Lol Me:I would've raped you then. Dave: You wanna be my slut then? Me:Is there a better word? I dont know. Slut sounds cheap. Dave: Naww.. Fine. Expensive whore?
Planning to get the hell out of here, babe!
Dave:You know what, fuck living in your country. Move to Australia. Be my flat buddy Me:Omg you have no idea how much I wanna do that! I really wanna study veterinary there~ Dave: Yeh, vet chick aye Me:I wanna save animals, baby! And I dont mean just pets Dave: I support you, baby! Me: I mean wild animals Dave:Kinky Me:LOL how is that kinky? Dave:Wild ;)
I told him how my parents are against me and the whole saving animals thing. Mom wants me to do medicine instead. Blah :P
Me: I hate it to death I'm probably gonna die trying to study that! Dave:Lol hey medicine is keeping you alive today. And me. Me:Yes but I dont want to be a doctor. Dave:But my penis can handle all the diseases Me:HAHAHA! Your penis is exceptionally strong. Dave: Lol. I know. Like BAM! There before your eyes! Me:You crack me up in the most ridiculous times, Davie Dave:Heyhh that's what I'm for sweetie. I mean my sexy looks keep you horny all the time ;)
Thank you, Davie, for making me feel heaps better. Although you talk mostly about your good looks and your strong penis, which you believe turned me on. I so bloody love your ego ;)
Dave:Bloody aye you wanna be aussie? The only way you can be aussie is if you suck my BIG Me: Can I be aussie and keep my asian look? Dave: Lollypop :D Yeh..
My fellow Lol Gang members; Dave, Jenni and Aleen. Love you guys lots!
Ray and Michelle told me that the New Moon trailer was out. Thanks a lot! :P I went to check it out on youtube. Knowing badly that I would be hooked because it's all Jacob! I love Jake.
I saw him transforming into a wolf. While watching that boy run, I remembered how hot his body was the last time I saw him. Aaand...(I know..) I was beyond crazy to go look for his pics online. That's when the temptation started.
Saw posters of him. Jacob Black. Shirtless. Oh yeah, they sure know how to reel the girls in. Phoebe Simon, especially!
So, it was about 5.30am in the morning, I didnt sleep the entire night (dont ask) and I was chatting with Gurjit. Just ask him how I went drooling over Taylor's sexy bod.
"Go-ho-ho-hodddd, I love his body!"
No, that's not the only thing I love (I'm not that kinky). I love everything about him. His eyes, oh monkey, his eyes! They're just so dreamy and gahh, I am out of words. His lips.Need I say more? His jet black hair, his neck, his arms, his white teeth, his crazy smile, his girlfriend! Yes, his girlfriend. Selena Gomez. I like her. I wonder what she does to him when they're all comfortable. Okay, that sounds wrong x) About the only thing I dont like is his nose. But seriously, if his nose was perfect, I think I'd just die. All his fans would go bonkers too.
I cant wait for the movie. I'd probably be gasping for air in the theater just watching that beast. Drool.Freak out. Drool some more. Groping the arm of the person sitting next to me. Good luck, whoever you are. Ray? ;)
Vampires attacking my sexy wolf. Haha! James is dead, Ray.
I'm a sucker for guys who look like native Americans. Ahem, Taylor is one! Just explains why I, oh so badly, wanted to jump on him.
I love love love his answer! Jacob all the way, sweetie xD
Had to wake up at 5am this morning. Got Interact Telematch, had to be in school before 6.30am. Can you believe that?
It was the first time I've been in the school in darkness. I wanted to skate that quiet and empty way.
The telematch was alright. I was stuck alone at my station just telling the groups to solve the puzzle. I missed out on the water hill slide. Ray was in charge of that station. Lucky her!
Shit happened after that. Had absolutely nothing to do with the telematch. It was just another f*ckin drama. Pissed me off. Made me sad. Hit my head on the pole repeatedly. Smash the damn water 'balloons' on the ground and pretended it was someone's head. The someone I meant in my last blog entry.I hope you choke on your dinner tonight.
Yes, I am that mad.
I slept the entire afternoon. No dreams. Woke up at 7.59 I think? Am watching X Games 08 to calm myself down.
Guess what, I'm not scared of cursing you to hell You mother fathypocrite Pose and act innocent Try and look all pretty Flash, flash! I think you need to try harder Because honey, you're so damn ugly.
Your face, your eyes, your body,your shit green soul. I cant even look at you without feeling disgusted I swear, I could have a pencil down my throat, and puke all over you Just to make you look a little better But sadly, that wont work. Nothing can work. Not with you, anyway.
Are you surprised? Good. You f**k at judgements. Bet you never thought I can hate like this.
I was chatting with Tim, Darren and Lau. In the middle of posting that blog about the whole police case thing when suddenly I saw something black moving on the floor from the corner of my eye. I didnt bother. But when I turned to look at it, "HUUUUUUK!" (dramatically couldnt breathe)
Kavan went into the kitchen, came back with Shieldtox. He was on the floor, "Where is it?" Next thing, he was spraying the entire place. I didnt think it worked, "Get the penyapu lah!" I was standing on the couch cos apparently the boy made the scorpion change directions by spraying Shieldtox at it. He repeatedly hit the thing with the broom while I stood on the couch trying so hard not to laugh at this deadly situation. Cant help myself, it was hilarious. And the thought of myself laughing at it was funny too. I think I sniffed laughing gas. Cant stop laughing right now man!
Third solution was to spray it with Shieldtox and light up a fire. Dude, that was stinky. Scorpion barbecue, anyone?
Hello. I am sixteen years and two months old and I spent 6 hours at the Police Station, being interrogated. Chyeah, that's some messed up introduction right there.
No, I didnt jack anything or anyone. Well, I wanted to. I legally busted someone. The person who has my missing phone. Or should I say, had my missing phone? OH I AM SO MONKEY JUMPING BALLS HAPPY!
Yesterday I got a strange message, with such strange language telling me "********** (IMEI) has been stolen and being used by **********. Please inform Ms Phoebe Simon immediately." I thought, what the heck is IMEI and how does this person/thing know my name? Then, I took five seconds to try to think like a normal person and rushed upstairs to check my phone box. IMEI number was exactly the same. (I still dont know what IMEI stands for.)
I remembered one thing. The phone has an anti theft mobile tracker. I filled in my name, full name that is. My number and my mom's number. So, whenever a different simcard is inserted in the phone, the phone will automatically send me (and my mom) a message telling me who is using it. Good stuff. I like technology now :D
Dad andI went to a nearby Police Station and the male cop told us to call the number. It was some guy from the LG Service Centre. He was in balls-shaking condition when we met him. Quickly gave us a copy of the receipt and details of the person who took the phone back earlier.
We had to go to a different Police Station and make a police report. That was frustrating cos no one and I mean no one can speak English. You know how bad I am at BM. I mean, sure I can write but I cant speak it. Geez, all these cops have gotta learn English. What are they gonna say when some hot Spanish guy ask for directions? "Go lulus. Dont belok-belok." ?
Thank God the inspector who interrogated me could speak English. Cool lady cop. I like her.
I know we dont have the four seasons in Malaysia. But in my world they do, okay! Well, I have summer anyway. I dont think I have fall or winter or autumn. They're not as amazazing as summer. Okay, so in case you're wondering when is my summer? It's in June. Starts on the 1st and ends when the school holiday ends. It usually lasts for two weeks. I know this isnt how summer works in other countries but hey, this is Phobaland, not the ugly world.
I went to Miri! Probably the best summer ever. Oh wait, this is my first summer (the Phobaland government had only decided to start summer in 2009). Went there by car.
I crashed at Helena's place on Friday night. The next day, she was my tour guide. We went to Parkson (the new and improved Parkson). Not as big as people claimed it to be but it was alright. It was still under construction. I met the loud and fabulous Athira, the skinny Mr. Size 29 Jonas, prankster Dexter and the quiet birthday boyScott. I dont think I've met a gayer bunch. Cool gay bunch, though :)
Sunday was my last day. We promised to hang out. Gurjit, Tim, Hafreez and I. Far, Joyce, Darren and Izzudin tagged along. We hanged mostly around the toy shop trying to poke all the toy babies, played with puppets, try to shoot each other with this weird air gun (it made a weird noise and has that weird smell), the keyboard (tried to dance to the beat but it was too fast) and lots of other senseless things. Darren, who just got out of the cinema, wanted to go watch another movie. He admitted it was stinky in there but still wanted to go again anyway. "You'll get used to it."
We did not go.
Far and I were buying pearl drinks from KOKOBERRY (my all time fave!) when mom called to tell me to wait for her outside :( There I go. It was sad saying to goodbye to them. I hugged mostly everyone. Except three boys who I bet regretted it! Haha. I am so gonna miss you guys.
I miss Miri already. Everytime I see the signboard and it tells you which direction Miri is, I got excited. Only to realise a minute later that I was going the opposite way. I was on my way back to this pathetic dark corner of Sarawak. Beach>hours away. No pretty palm trees on the side of the roads. Burning hot weather with no wind. Bleh!
